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Whats time, Answer depends on situation and Person


To realize the value of ONE YEAR

Ask a student who has failed his exam.


To realize the value of ONE MONTH

Ask a mother who has given birth to a pre-mature baby.


To realize the value of ONE WEEK

Ask an editor of a weekly.


To realize the value of ONE DAY

Ask a daily wage laborer.


To realize the value of ONE HOUR

Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.


To realize the value of ONE MINUTE

Ask a person who has missed the train.


To realize the value of ONE SECOND

Ask a person who has survived an accident.


To realize the value of ONE MILLI-SECOND

Ask the person who has won a silver medal in Olympics.


To realize the value of ONE MICRO-SECOND

Ask a NASA scientist.


To realize the value of ONE NANO-SECOND

Ask a Hardware Engineer.


And if you still don't realize the value of time you must be a
Software Engineer!!! clapping


 

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